Making Lemonade

A few days ago, my mother was watching Acorn while I worked.  Minutes after she stepped into the kitchen, she heard Isaac yelling in the living room.  “No!  Off!  Mine!  Off!  OFF!  MINE!  MIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNE!”  So she went to see what was going on, to make sure he and whatever cat was on his stuff didn’t [...]

“This is a nonfiction drawing.”
—9-year-old kid, to his mom

Coworker in the next cubicle:  Wow, did you smell my client who just left?
Me:  No, I… Wait.  That was your client?
CitNC nods.
Me: Okay, that explains why I couldn’t find anything on the bottoms of my shoes.