Making Lemonade

A neighbour rang to say your dog was barking outside his house.

“My dog’s not barking,” you said.

“Well, yes it is!” he insisted. “It’s right here yapping. I can see it.”

You beckoned to your dog. Held her by the phone. Gave her a little squeeze until she let out a bark.

“Funny how she can be in two places,” you said.